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One time in grade one I had a really dull crayon so this girl suggested I sharpened it in the sharpener, so of course being me, I did and I got in trouble because apparently sharpeners aren’t for crayons, and I was on time out for the rest of the period and that my friends is why I’m bitter towards crayon sharpeners.
Sep 15, 2014

One time in grade one I had a really dull crayon so this girl suggested I sharpened it in the sharpener, so of course being me, I did and I got in trouble because apparently sharpeners aren’t for crayons, and I was on time out for the rest of the period and that my friends is why I’m bitter towards crayon sharpeners.

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description
Sep 14, 2014 / 152,659 notes

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

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skrillex:

Thnx girl :) 👽🌚👽
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skrillex:

Thnx girl :) 👽🌚👽

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the-awesome-adventurer:

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the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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mashable:

Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.

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deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday
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deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

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dat-porter-bitches:

#porter
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dat-porter-bitches:

#porter

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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stuartstormborn:

I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????

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